Funny Brothers

I got 2 cousin bros... cant mention their name so I cal them Apple and Pie... Apple is elder bro n Pie is smaller bro...
The story started like this...
Apple wanna eat fried eggs with soy sauce... But his house dun hav the sauce... so he called his sister go boro some sauce from their neighbour. His sister refuse to go so he bullied her... make her cry...
Pie feel very angry when he saw his bro bully his sis... So they quarrel... Then they fight...
Apple : Chop me if u dare!
Pie : You say tat rite?!
Then Pie go to the kitchen and get a knife... and chop Apple's hand...
He dun really mean to chop him... so its only a small wound but bleeds a lot...
Apple wanna sue Pie... and called for the police...
Both went to the police station....
They dont understand English well... so their mum call me there to be the translator...
Haiz....