My Pet Hippopotamus

Some people are annoying to me and I'm sure I'm more upsetting for some people.

My class, with only 70+ people, I can still find a few SUPERs there..

Some are arrogant, some are question-makers, some problem-makers, some aliens (doesnt like to be with the humans one), loads of noise-makers (I am in this group) and some super silencer..

The most major irritating disgusting one is the hippopotamus. 

Duh.. think of this person makes me feel sick, listen to her voice makes me angry. 

As soon as she opens her smelly stinky pipe-like mouth, I will get ignited.

Everything or anything that come out from her mouth is like shit to me. 

 

 Why I called this annoying brat Hippo?

Ans: They got one similarity.. 

YES. I am exaggerating and yes, I hate her and I talk bad about her. I criticise everything she did.

Really cannot stand her "super like to show off" attitude. And her transformation to a dictionary. Duh.

She always thought that she is Google or Wikipedia. She knew everything, and everything is her business.

This kind of person is annoying to the max.

That day in class, we're talking about Bill Gates and my lecturer asked where did he dropped out from and I said Harvard (read it from his Biography in amazon and wikipedia). 

Hippo straight says NO, it's MIT la. It's not Harvard la..

In my opinion: WTF. You wrote wikipedia one leh, like this u oso forget ar? If u dunno then glued up ur stinky drainage la. Dun vomit shit here.

The Hippo is this photo is 100000xxxxx better than the Hippo I'm mentioning.

And her superb English accent.W.O.W.  

Shouldnt you be proud of being Malaysians and speaks Malay? Patriotic wad..

I will never ever forget what she said when I delivered my Public Speaking Persuasive speech..

This damn stupid hippo says "Oh?! Jus now you're giving a persuasive speech ar? I thought it's informative la.. Doesnt seems persuading people oso.."

Fuck you. I am CALLing you to donate your organs after you die! Not telling you to donate your organs.

By the way, how do I inform you to donate?

Like this ar? 

Eh! Hippo, go donate your organs after you die.

Comment: This sentence is commanding.

Please donate your organs after you die, Hippo.

Comment: This is asking or persuading.

Donate your organ la.

Comment: ya.. this is telling or calling. But I didnt put this sentence in my speech also.

Eh! Hippo, you can donate you organs after you die.

Comment: This is informing, but I couldnt just say this sentence only throughout the speech rite?

Between, she didn only crticise my speech, my friends one also. 

And her speech is like a long list of examples of animals.. Her topic is wildlife.

And she holds a piece of paper and read aloud. She is reading to us, not giving speeches.

I hate this big fat annoying stinky arrogant vain and silly HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!

Sorry to all species of Hippopotamus amphibius  for comparing such person with you all.